Fubfotvag Ladvogtal is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking weasel.

Fubfotvag Ladvogtal created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fubfotvag Ladvogtal, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubfotvag Ladvogtal, she will cry a lot.

Fubfotvag Ladvogtal's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fubfotvag Ladvogtal's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.