Vencibfot is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous finch.

Vencibfot created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vencibfot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vencibfot, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Vencibfot's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vencibfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Never paint your chest cyan.

3. Never jump near squirrels.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing four carbon spheres on your hands.