Mitrapquam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic grasshopper.

Mitrapquam created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitrapquam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mitrapquam, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mitrapquam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mitrapquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Mitrapquam must be the most important thing in your life.