Farnrenlog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying ant.

Farnrenlog created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnrenlog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farnrenlog, he will curse you with boils.

Farnrenlog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Farnrenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect four copper sculptures of Farnrenlog on top of important buildings.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Do not listen to music.