Milhonbit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody bat.

Milhonbit created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Milhonbit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Milhonbit, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Milhonbit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Milhonbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near shrews while wearing mauve boots and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.