Nuttflagzim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonourable mink.

Nuttflagzim created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Nuttflagzim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nuttflagzim, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nuttflagzim's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nuttflagzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never wear fawn skirts.