Cedtafgig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witless swallow.

Cedtafgig created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedtafgig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cedtafgig, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cedtafgig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cedtafgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to turtles while wearing green shoes.

2. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Cedtafgig on top of important buildings.