Cankimyart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured wyrm.

Cankimyart created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cankimyart, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cankimyart, she will turn you into a plant.

Cankimyart's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cankimyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed strawberries to hamsters while wearing gray dresses.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.