Cankimyart is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured
wyrm.
Cankimyart created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cankimyart, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cankimyart, she will turn you into a plant.
Cankimyart's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Cankimyart's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick birds.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never feed strawberries to hamsters while wearing gray dresses.
4. Do not kill horses.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.