Vegsadsit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome crow.

Vegsadsit created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegsadsit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vegsadsit, he will think nothing of it.

Vegsadsit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vegsadsit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Worship no other gods but Vegsadsit.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Never laugh in the presence of geese.

5. Never hurt tortoises.