Hitsathun is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, resourceful
centipede.
Hitsathun created Mount Everest two million years ago.
If you believe in
Hitsathun, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Hitsathun, it will think nothing of it.
Hitsathun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Hitsathun's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
5. Feed all hungry shrews.