Hitsathun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, resourceful centipede.

Hitsathun created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Hitsathun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hitsathun, it will think nothing of it.

Hitsathun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Hitsathun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.