Listnulomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured armadillo.

Listnulomin created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Listnulomin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Listnulomin, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Listnulomin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Listnulomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Always obey Listnulomin's priests.
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