Tignangar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured toad.

Tignangar created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Tignangar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tignangar, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tignangar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tignangar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.