Tignangar is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, self-assured
toad.
Tignangar created humanity four million years ago.
If you believe in
Tignangar, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Tignangar, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Tignangar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Tignangar's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Always treat voles with great respect.
3. Never mention dolphins.
4. Never write about planets.
5. Do not cook food in pots.