Bissfabbomloop Nakgantag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise parrot.

Bissfabbomloop Nakgantag created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Bissfabbomloop Nakgantag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bissfabbomloop Nakgantag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bissfabbomloop Nakgantag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bissfabbomloop Nakgantag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing magenta kilts.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.