Vagkinjip is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing
mouse.
Vagkinjip created an up quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Vagkinjip, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vagkinjip, it will laugh at you.
Vagkinjip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Vagkinjip's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vagkinjip.
2. Never think ill of sick turtles.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the south.
5. Always help sharks in need.