Zanbumbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, kind wren.

Zanbumbonk created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Zanbumbonk, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zanbumbonk, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zanbumbonk's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Zanbumbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Zanbumbonk must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never think about dark energy.
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