Podbunveglatflagrull Jatlibten is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unthinking gnu.

Podbunveglatflagrull Jatlibten created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podbunveglatflagrull Jatlibten, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Podbunveglatflagrull Jatlibten, he will not care.

Podbunveglatflagrull Jatlibten's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Podbunveglatflagrull Jatlibten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away from cyan whales, for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.