Guplakfut is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, cheerful
wasp.
Guplakfut created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Guplakfut, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Guplakfut, he will turn you into a frog.
Guplakfut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Guplakfut's Holy Commandments1. Never wear brown scarves.
2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Guplakfut in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never mention sharks.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never feed gooseberries to capybaras while wearing indigo rings.