Guplakfut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, cheerful wasp.

Guplakfut created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guplakfut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Guplakfut, he will turn you into a frog.

Guplakfut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Guplakfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown scarves.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Guplakfut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never feed gooseberries to capybaras while wearing indigo rings.