Betdavbon is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, smart
wasp.
Betdavbon created Europe nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Betdavbon, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Betdavbon, he will have a low opinion of you.
Betdavbon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Betdavbon's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured pigs.
2. Never talk about galaxies.
3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.
4. Never write about stars.
5. Do not covet oxen.