Carrignat Bognuttcemfot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, quiet jaguar.

Carrignat Bognuttcemfot created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Carrignat Bognuttcemfot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Carrignat Bognuttcemfot, it will laugh at you.

Carrignat Bognuttcemfot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Carrignat Bognuttcemfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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