Bempomlist Gabwodveg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, confident narwhal.

Bempomlist Gabwodveg created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bempomlist Gabwodveg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bempomlist Gabwodveg, she will send you a sign.

Bempomlist Gabwodveg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bempomlist Gabwodveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never mention sheep.

3. Never run in the presence of cats.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.