Mippigbenloopmit is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, witless
alligator.
Mippigbenloopmit created the universe two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mippigbenloopmit, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Mippigbenloopmit, it will refuse to believe in you.
Mippigbenloopmit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Mippigbenloopmit's Holy Commandments1. Never look at nebulae.
2. Never talk about optics near snails while wearing pink corsets and balancing four gold spheres on your legs.
3. Always help rats in need.
4. Never think about quantum field theory.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.