Mippigbenloopmit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witless alligator.

Mippigbenloopmit created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mippigbenloopmit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mippigbenloopmit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mippigbenloopmit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mippigbenloopmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never talk about optics near snails while wearing pink corsets and balancing four gold spheres on your legs.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.