Yimyattceb is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest hyena.

Yimyattceb created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimyattceb, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yimyattceb, it will turn you into a slug.

Yimyattceb's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Yimyattceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never chant in the presence of eagles.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.