Tagtitdut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, annoying coyote.

Tagtitdut created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagtitdut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tagtitdut, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tagtitdut's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tagtitdut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide if five frogs approach from the north.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Never hurt cats.
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