Rowgenrot is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet crab.

Rowgenrot created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgenrot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rowgenrot, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Rowgenrot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rowgenrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always obey Rowgenrot's priests.

3. Never feed oranges to manatees while wearing indigo rings.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Rowgenrot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.