Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing
shark.
Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab created life three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about special relativity.
2. Feed all hungry otters.
3. Do not wear pink clothing.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
5. Never paint your hands fawn.