Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing shark.

Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yakbuddavrilbopbutlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never paint your hands fawn.