Bidmifgut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful fish.

Bidmifgut created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidmifgut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bidmifgut, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bidmifgut's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bidmifgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never laugh near mites.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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