Flabpigbonk Cetfarnmab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, generous mole.

Flabpigbonk Cetfarnmab created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flabpigbonk Cetfarnmab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flabpigbonk Cetfarnmab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Flabpigbonk Cetfarnmab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flabpigbonk Cetfarnmab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Flabpigbonk Cetfarnmab on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed bread to capybaras while wearing shoes.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Flabpigbonk Cetfarnmab in the centre of the settlement.