Xinyambit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful goose.

Xinyambit created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinyambit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinyambit, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xinyambit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Xinyambit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Never leap in the presence of tortoises.

4. Never feed rice to snails while wearing shorts.

5. Never hop near monkeys.