Pignegdan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, happy wombat.

Pignegdan created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pignegdan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pignegdan, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pignegdan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pignegdan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Always obey Pignegdan's priests.

5. Always look after injured birds.