Mobnuttren is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, quiet wolf.

Mobnuttren created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobnuttren, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mobnuttren, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mobnuttren's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mobnuttren's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Do not take Mobnuttren's name in vain.