Cantettiquart is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic centaur.

Cantettiquart created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cantettiquart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cantettiquart, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cantettiquart's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cantettiquart's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair green.