Flanminmob is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident penguin.

Flanminmob created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Flanminmob, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flanminmob, she will think nothing of it.

Flanminmob's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Flanminmob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed parsnips to shrews while wearing yellow shoes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.