Somfumart is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident butterfly.

Somfumart created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Somfumart, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Somfumart, he will throw large rocks at you.

Somfumart's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Somfumart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must pray to Somfumart five times a day.

5. Do not take Somfumart's name in vain.