Cabyart is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless whale.

Cabyart created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabyart, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cabyart, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cabyart's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to shrews while wearing brown stockings.