Rilfoblag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, smart otter.

Rilfoblag created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilfoblag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilfoblag, he will turn you into a tree.

Rilfoblag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rilfoblag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to shrews while wearing fawn tights.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away if six horses approach from the west.