Badxemstip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud mouse.

Badxemstip created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badxemstip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Badxemstip, it will throw large rocks at you.

Badxemstip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Badxemstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near tapirs while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.