Jabsadfem is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental finch.

Jabsadfem created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabsadfem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jabsadfem, she will manifest in front of you.

Jabsadfem's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jabsadfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jabsadfem.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.