Dodlatflat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, confident hare.

Dodlatflat created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodlatflat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dodlatflat, she will turn you into a duck.

Dodlatflat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dodlatflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never sing near aardvarks.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Dodlatflat loves whales, so they must be honoured.