Davgunbug is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody warg.

Davgunbug created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davgunbug, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Davgunbug, she will torture you forever.

Davgunbug's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Davgunbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn corsets.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Do not shave your feet.