Hombanbum is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring crocodile.

Hombanbum created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Hombanbum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hombanbum, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hombanbum's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hombanbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hombanbum on top of all buildings.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.