Art is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody ferret.

Art created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Art, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Art, he will turn you into a dog.

Art's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Art's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Do not stand on grass.