Nillabzak is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured mink.

Nillabzak created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillabzak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nillabzak, she will turn you into a rat.

Nillabzak's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nillabzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Hide if five squirrels approach from the south.

5. Do not eat cherries.