Kinsatmillak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain centaur.

Kinsatmillak created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinsatmillak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kinsatmillak, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Kinsatmillak's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Kinsatmillak's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kinsatmillak.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.