Didmadcid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unthinking lizard.

Didmadcid created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didmadcid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Didmadcid, it will turn you into a puffin.

Didmadcid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Didmadcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Run away from indigo horses, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about dark energy near cats while wearing red kilts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your chest.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not speak about oranges.