Dussdogmon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic deer.

Dussdogmon created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussdogmon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dussdogmon, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dussdogmon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dussdogmon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. You must pray to Dussdogmon six times a day.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dussdogmon on top of all buildings.

5. Run away from violet dolphins, for they are unholy.