Flambembit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane finch.

Flambembit created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flambembit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flambembit, he will turn you into a tree.

Flambembit's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Flambembit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Flambembit loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Retreat if eight mice approach from the east.