Metstragmet is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous capybara.

Metstragmet created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metstragmet, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Metstragmet, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Metstragmet's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Metstragmet's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never hop near voles.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.