Sinsugbab Wapbogpark is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, annoying shark.

Sinsugbab Wapbogpark created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinsugbab Wapbogpark, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sinsugbab Wapbogpark, she will turn you into a dog.

Sinsugbab Wapbogpark's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sinsugbab Wapbogpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to dolphins while wearing turquoise shirts.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.