Hingemmigyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless mole.

Hingemmigyarl created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hingemmigyarl, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hingemmigyarl, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hingemmigyarl's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hingemmigyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.