Zedlitrap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonest hummingbird.

Zedlitrap created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedlitrap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zedlitrap, it will not invite you to parties.

Zedlitrap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zedlitrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Never play with disobedient children.